taco-bell-rey:

People that still tell “women in the kitchen” jokes

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hancljob:

wtf is homecoming?? who is coming home??? where have they been??? did they bring souvenirs??

plasticbagvevo:

"Free Wi-Fi!"

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"Please ask a staff member for details."

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  • *me when bored*
  • me: mom you need anything?
  • mom: no, thanks
  • *me on the laptop*
  • mom: can you come help me?
  • me:
  • greeklesbian:

    when my parents complain about me image